Apr 23

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

Apr 23
  • Marvel: *makes Avengers*
  • Marvel: *makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
  • Marvel: *makes Agents of Shield*
  • Marvel: *makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
  • Marvel: *makes Black Widow movie*
  • DC: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.
Apr 23

clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Apr 23

thebakerstreetboyz:

it’s a sad life sometimes

Apr 23
notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

Apr 23
Apr 22

Reblog if you are in at least one of those fandoms…

Apr 22

cramp:

flawless-wh0res:

cramp:

i can’t wait to walk into school tomorrow and show people how much hotter i got over summer

but its winter

please don’t make me explain how seasons work in other countries